Monday, February 24, 2014

Really Funny

This is about fun and happiness around my world and my thoughts.
We do find ourselves funny, not all the time. Yes, sometimes we even
make others laugh out of stomach and go crazy.
I am sharing some moments and some funny things
happened in my life.
These are also edited and may seem to correlate some stories you may have
heard before.


1. Talk a 'not-so-serious' manner:
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Me      : Pareshan hai. kya ho gaya?
Friend : 2 din se soya nahin yaar.
Me      : Din mein kaun sota hai.


2. I appreciate your Friend's hip.
Spell correctly. Friendship.
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Courtesy : Spellbee


3. Question: Bob has  26 candy bars.
                      He eats 23 of them. 
                      So what does he have now?
   Answer   : Bob has diabetes.

4. Being Human. Help others.
    We should really try for being happy.
     so can we call it, Being ha-ha-hee-hee-ho-ho-man.
     And do good for happiness.

5. Me        : How was the exam?
    Friend   : Very bad
    Me        : It should be. To get good marks, 

                    you should first get fail. 

6. Me        : Tell me, who is your girlfriend?
    Friend   : I will not tell you.
    Me        : Why?
    Friend   : You idiot, will definite follow her.

7. Biological Love letter.
    My dear XX chromosome
    of Lucy,
    Unique Identity : 24/2/CN23F.2591257

    I am in deep love with you.
    I cannot wait to meet you
    till our marriage. 
    Please, come and meet me
    on Sunday. I will be waiting
    for you. I love you.
    
    Your one among millions.
    XY  Chromosome
    of Frank.
    Unique Identity : 24/2/CN23M.167435678254
    Chromosomes Street
    City of Cells
    
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12. Your naked body should only belong to those
      who fall in love with your naked soul. - Charlie Chaplin


13. People say, "there are other fishes in the sea."
      I say, "fuck you she was my sea". - J. Faulkner

14. Mis-spelt words by small kids:

fox - fucks
frog - fuck
fork- fuck
duck - fuck
popcorn - cockporn
socks - cocks
corn - porn
kitty - titty
Ice cream - ass ream
French fries - french flies
Chicken - kitchen
Kitchen - chicken
Almonds - salmons
Elevator - alligator
Balloons - Baboons
Lobsters - mobsters
Beach - bitch
Orange - organs